go somewhere else..

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f***ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that s**t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh s**t I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, a**hole."

-i thought it was funny-

missed one *shame face*

I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.

I like it anyways...

hmm... QUOTES QUOTES QUOTES!!

a true one..
~never regret something that once made you smile~

a haha true one..
~A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "that was f***ing awesome"~

an awwwww one..
~The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in~

a GRRR i hate life!! one..
~No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all~

a you're a stupid idiot for not loving me one.. (i do not know why im putting this one in.. hmm)
~They say loving you is my biggest mistake but how can it be so wrong if it feels so right? If ever I made a mistake, its not that I love you, its thinking that someday you'll love me too...~

an i hate people, they don't even care one..
~Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them~

a Thomas Edison one.. (hehe yes got a problem with that?)
~I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work~

a hahaha random -wtf- one..
~A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws~

a "there are three types of people in this world" one..
~There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened~

a don't give up one.. ( i didn't know how to classify it..)
~Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about~

a love one.. (oh shut up)
~Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control~

a tsk tsk and look what happened one..
~Never be afraid to try, remember...Amateurs built the ark, Professionals built the Titanic~

a.. dr zuess.. one?
~Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind~

an i'll put ur name in a circle one.. (is that actually a real category? no u idiot.. who me?)
~If you love someone put their name in a circle, not a heart, because hearts can be broken but circles go on forever!~

_to be continued_
well.. if i like any of the other quotes..

We've Seen Terrible

Dya know what? celery has less calories :) im happy about my discovery.. it takes more calories to eat and digest the celery than it has in it initially..

yup.. MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC ..

music is the best thing. ya know.

Come break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you
Look in my eyes
You're killing me, killing me
All I wanted was you

Ooooooooh.. she's a little runaway!

hmmm. have you ever felt like there's nowhere you fit in? -hold on the phone's ringing- OK. back. well. all it took was one friend, to stop talking to me, and then there was no one to go to. why do i have to tell someone everything? can't i keep anything to myself? WHY THE HELL NOT?

hmmm. i'm over stupid girl bitch fight things. i never wanted to be in one. pffft! ugh ugh ugh. GRRRRRR. ~sorry~for~random~noises~

*So you sit home alone cause theres nothing left that you can do. Theres only pictures hung in the shadows left there to look at you*

dont get it?
"google it" -house.

look!

morning calls for pain relief. a line above the step beneath the worst that you could do. and the best that you could hope for is hardly the best. tepid water chase the pills. with turpentine and chamomile. and don't get cheap with the wine. you need to be up all of the time. shield your eyes. conceal your lies. don't blink everyone's watching. they'll think you're up to something. they need for you to be. everything that they cannot.

I'll cry about this ..

these used to be (..well i guess they sorta still are..) my favourite lyrics..

"I don't want to disappoint you, I'm not here to annoint you, I would lick you feet but is that the sickest move? I wear my own crown of sadness and sorrow. And who'd have thought tomorrow could be so strange?"

it's REM. coooooooooool-ness.

I'm better than you

hotness. no like.. temperature.. it is way too hot..

anyway.. i just feel like writing a blog entry about.. NOTHING!!

*sigh* lovesick, bitter and hardened heart.. aching waiting for life to start..

Listening to at the moment: Dashboard Confessional.

Feeling like at the moment: extremely uninteresting and seriously hot.

I fall... without you.. I'm nothing. At all.

but You never see the lonely me at all. ///

obsession#1

pierrot the clown..

its a placebo song! who's placebo?? WHO'S PLACEBO??
-they are a band. MAN, they are THE band. they're awesome. and i have a crazy extremely odd obsession with their song Pierrot the Clown. heehee.
oh.. the band. lead singer and guitarist Brian Molko.. he's bisexual, Stefan Olsdal on the bass.. he's homosexual, and the drum player Steve Hewitt.. he's heterosexual.

"Leave me bleeding on the bed
See you right back here tomorrow
For the next round
Keep this scene inside your head
As the bruises turn to yellow
The swelling goes down"

thats not the whole song. LISTEN TO IT. its awesome. especially EXTREMELY loud. teehee.

^_^

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cyanide and happiness

Teehee,
PURPLE SHIRTED EYE STABBER.
*squeeze*
no. a cowbell cant cure any disease

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"why don't you burn in HELL??" -stewie.

ps. SUCK MY PIANIST!

hehehehehehe

this house is no longer.. what?

did you know them? i didnt. wow just randomly scream sounds to this song at the next disco NO MORE!!!
its smells like teen spirit.. mosh? blah blah blah.
~With the lights out its less dangerous*Here we are now*Entertain us*I feel stupid and contagious*Here we are now*Entertain us*A mulatto*An albino*A mosquito*My libido*Yea~
-nirvana-
PS.
oh and don't forget good ol' Al::::::: Now Im mumblin and Im screamin*And I dont know what Im singin*Crank the volume, ears are bleedin*I still dont know what Im singin*Were so loud and incoherent*Boy, this oughta bug your parents*Yeah
-Weird Al Yankovich-

shall ponder on. dont worry.

oh baby please

my name isn't stessy. I'M SORRY. well it sort've is. people call me Stessy.
-la la la can't hear ya-
it's Stefni.
but you can call me Stessy. well. that was just a useless piece of trivia! about meeee!

any news

dya know whats stupid??
-smoking-
yup. its stupid. and dumb. and idiotic. and you are stupid and dumb and idiotic if you do it. no offence. or maybe there is.

"oh. and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table, they just so happen to be laced with... nitroglycerin."

well. if you do happen to smoke.... go ahead. because no one should infringe upon your right to cough up black phlegm.
oh and i didnt make that up, but it is rather clever isnt it.
shut up. i think so.

carve your heart out yourself

Oh look now, there you go with hope again Oh, you're so sure I'll be leaving in the end